Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today, because they got on my nerves.
Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always work at 100%
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember…..
When I’m having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack you in the mouth.
1 comment:
Oh my heck you are so cute even when you are practically dying! I can't believe that you look like a million bucks at work when your lil stomach is going through heck. So sorry little girlfriend. I will kill anyone who messes with you (although you are a feisty lil thing and can take care of yourself)!
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